Funny Facebook Profiles

Interesting funny profiles on FaceBook

Natho Navro
-Natho - a common Name in Indian Villages
-Navro - one who has no work

Sanki Joker
-Sanki - crazy

Petrol vagar ni gaadi

Hosiyari nu padiku4
-Hosiyari nu padiku - One who acts Oversmart

Aalsu Amdavadi
- Aalsu - Lazy

Kanjus Amdavadi

Harkh Padudo

Lakhu Vandri

Tofani Kanudo

Lord Dalhousie!!

Bapu don

Ramji Gando

Veer Chadi vado



The Sholay Effect

Dhanno(also has twitter account!)


Jay Ramghad Waala

Bansati Tangewali\

Jaane kab hum itne bade ho gaye...

Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mai darr lagta tha,
Aaj milte hi dost ban jaate hai...

Kabhi maa-paapa ki baat sachi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi ko har pal jhuth bolte hai...

Pariyon ki kahaani ki jagah aaj kal raat ko phone pe "gf/bf"(replaced "dosto") ki baate sunna zyada acha lagta hai...

Pehle 1st aane ke liye pure saal padhte the,
Aaj paas hone ko taraste hai...

Cartoons ki jagah ab reality shows acche lagte hain...

Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe itna rote the,
Aaj Dil tut jaata hai fir bhi sambhal jaate hain...

Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak yaad rehte the,
Aaj wahi dost jaan se zyada pyaare lagte hain...

Ek din tha jab pal me ladna pal me manana to roz ka kaam tha,
Aaj jo ek baar juda hue to fir gehre rishte tak kho jaate hain...

Sach me zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya,
Jaane kab hume itna bada bana diya...

via Dips(SMS)

Task Killer!!!

To kill processes in Windows


strComputer = "."

strProcessToKill = InputBox("Task Killer!!! ","Enter process name to kill!")

'strProcessToKill="wmplayer.exe"

'strProcessToKill="excel.exe"


Set objWMIService = GetObject("winmgmts:" & "{impersonationLevel=impersonate}!\\" & strComputer & "\root\cimv2")


Set colProcess = objWMIService.ExecQuery ("Select * from Win32_Process Where Name = '" & strProcessToKill & "'")



count = 0

For Each objProcess in colProcess
objProcess.Terminate()
count = count + 1
Next

wscript.echo "Killed " & count & " instances of " & strProcessToKill & "on " & strComputer

Override Windows AutoLock on Computers

Many of us face Autolock on computers. This wscript will keep on executing and will override the Windows Autolock.


'Purpose : Workaround for autolock policy.

'Memory Usage: 6700K(as per Windows Task Manager)

'Steps to Execute: Double click the vbs file everytime you don't want the autolock to rule over.


Option Explicit

Dim wshShell



'Open shell

Set wshShell= CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

Do While true

wshShell.SendKeys "{SCROLLLOCK}" 'SCROLL LOCK is the least used key...!!

wshShell.SendKeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"


WScript.sleep 30000

Loop

'Quit

msgbox "Done..."

WScript.Quit

Solution for ActiveX error in Automation Object Model code

Many of us experiences the AOM fails to create QTP object to launch and invoke tests and getting ActiveX object error popup.



Active X error will happen due to delay in License Checking. It will resolve, If you Follow below steps.


Navigate to Start>Control Panel>System>Advanced Tab>Environment Variables



1. “LSHOST” variable and click on Edit button.

2. Change variable name from “LSHOST” to “LSFORCEHOST”.

3. In variable value edit box instead of name enter IP address of License server.



Do this for both ‘User variables’ & ‘System variables’.

Artist's gift to Mr. JRD Tata

This was a gift given to Mr JRD Tata on his birthday by a street artist.

Nobody was able to understand the art.
Unfortunately, only the painting was given to Mr. JRD Tata and the artist had promised to reveal the secret shortly.
However, Mr JRD Tata was no more when the secret was actually revealed.




The secret is revealed below.

When you place a steel rod at the circle in the first pic you saw, you will see the image of Mr JRD Tata as a reflection on the steel rod as seen in the second pic below. Isn't it incredible!!

What was the artist doing on the streets of India????
Location: Tata Museum, Jamshedpur.

Source: Email