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How to answer at Gujarat University Exams!!! LOLS!!!

CDMA stands for CODE DIVISION MULTIPLEXING.
Multiplex is the place where there are many more theater which has large number of screens.
Theater is a place where you see a movie.
Latest movie to be released is 3 Idiots.
3 Idiots is based on Chetan Bhagat's 5.Someone.
Bhagat is the name of a Dhana Daal manufacturer.
Masi daal thandi deti hai.
Ahmedabad me thandi kam hai.
Ahmedabad Gandhinagar ke paas(PASS) aaya.
Pass hone ke liye 40 se jyada marks chahiye.
"Marks se no marks ab sach me possible" is a tagline.
Facebook allows tagging.
I am writing in English because Facebook supports multiple languages.
languages have grammar.
Grammar can be Context Sensitive or Context Free.
Free kuch nahi milta.
Eyes are sensitive.
Eyes give us one of the 5 most important senses.
6th sense is a latest technology.
6 is my lucky number.
Lucky is derived from luck.
Luck is an abstract noun.
Change a letter and it will become a Verb.;-)
Letters have been replaced by email(e-male).
e-male or fee-male
Reverse(fee)=eef=if
ifST then ST if ST then ST else ST
Dangling else problem.
Big Problem
Big is one which is not small
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0.
Zero
Zero has no value.
Aryabhata invented it.
he was an Indian
I love India.
India vs Srilanka.
Match chalu che.
Hu jaau chu...
Bye....

The 'Truth' as you see it!

Back with something interesting...

Exams from 22nd. I don't know what made me post this just now!!! But I had read this few months back and I liked it. I forgot to post at that time so doing it now.;)

According to that article, there is no absolute truth. The article was as follows.



The 'Truth' as you see it!

There is no absolute truth.

The story of a group that gets shipwrecked, with a young woman, a sailor and an old man landing on an island.

The woman sees some movement on a distant island, and suspecting it to be her boyfriend, asks the sailor to take her there. He agrees, on condition that she sleep with him. She turns for advice to the old man, who tells her to follow her heart. She sleeps with the sailor, and he takes her there. Sure enough, she finds her boyfriend and his best friend. The boyfriend asks how she got to him and she tells the truth, at which he wants nothing to do with her anymore. His best friend offers to marry her.

As u identify the best and the worst person in the story, you will explore your own values, and find the 'truth' is different for everybody.



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CAT ki kahanhi...meri zubaani...

8:45 Went to the center
9:10 Was told to go the 1st floor
Got to know that i have to go the 2nd floor.
went to 2nd floor. Found that no CAT Test is being taken there.
Was again sent to 1st floor. Finally found the center. IIL70
9:15 Was given System S3(only 4 of us in IIL70)
9:30 Instructions given.
10:00 Test started(60 Questions)
10:20 Server Crashed(1st)
10:25 Server started
11:10 My PC Crashed(2nd)
11:17 Resumed the test
11:35 PC Crashed Again(3rd)
While reparing it crashed twice
11:55 Resumed the test again.
12:12 PC Crashed Again(6th)
12:15 Shifted to S27
12:16 Resumed the test again.
12:24 PC Crashed Again(7th)
12:27 Resumed the test again.
12:40 PC Crashed Again(8th)
12:44 Shifted to S29 and resumed the test there.
13:04 S29 crashes(9th)
13:10 Shifted to s24
13:11 REsumed the test.
13:12 s24 Crashed(10th)
13:22 Technicians decided to restart the LAN Switch.
13:24 LAN Switch restarted after taking permission
13:26 Resumed the test again.
13:55 Test Completed



once got irritated and thought to leave the test...
but then continued the test...
the test better than expected...
Maja aai aam to...:-)