How to answer at Gujarat University Exams!!! LOLS!!!
CDMA stands for CODE DIVISION MULTIPLEXING.
Multiplex is the place where there are many more theater which has large number of screens.
Theater is a place where you see a movie.
Latest movie to be released is 3 Idiots.
3 Idiots is based on Chetan Bhagat's 5.Someone.
Bhagat is the name of a Dhana Daal manufacturer.
Masi daal thandi deti hai.
Ahmedabad me thandi kam hai.
Ahmedabad Gandhinagar ke paas(PASS) aaya.
Pass hone ke liye 40 se jyada marks chahiye.
"Marks se no marks ab sach me possible" is a tagline.
Facebook allows tagging.
I am writing in English because Facebook supports multiple languages.
languages have grammar.
Grammar can be Context Sensitive or Context Free.
Free kuch nahi milta.
Eyes are sensitive.
Eyes give us one of the 5 most important senses.
6th sense is a latest technology.
6 is my lucky number.
Lucky is derived from luck.
Luck is an abstract noun.
Change a letter and it will become a Verb.;-)
Letters have been replaced by email(e-male).
e-male or fee-male
Reverse(fee)=eef=if
ifST then ST if ST then ST else ST
Dangling else problem.
Big Problem
Big is one which is not small
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0.
Zero
Zero has no value.
Aryabhata invented it.
he was an Indian
I love India.
India vs Srilanka.
Match chalu che.
Hu jaau chu...
Bye....
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some more comments of FB followed
ReplyDeleteRuchit: Bye...I dont have money to buy.. :p
Me: Credit Card is plastic money.
Ruchit: plastic is harmfull for soil
Me: off is opposite of ON
Ruchit: off and of are not the same.
Me: not same = different
Ruchit: India has different languages.
Me: India need 36 from 36. 7 wickets left.
Me: left right left....left right left....left right left....
squad thumb...
Ruchit: :-bd this is smily code for thumbs up..
And a similar one on Ruchit's Wall too...
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